In an apparent attempt to shipfront Tony Abbott, Mr Putin has sent four warships to sit off the coast of Brisbane for the duration of the upcoming G20.
Assange, who has devoted his life to exposing the evils of state surveillance, said it would be a poignant moment if he won the Orwellian competition.
Meanwhile, Hamas responded to the merciless attack on innocent civilians by lobbing rockets at Israeli neighbourhoods full of innocent civilians.
The U.N said that if each side couldn’t be happy sharing with the others then none of them would get to use the Middle East.
The Syrian Civil War has been renewed for a fourth season despite a recent plunge in ratings, show-runner Bashar al-Assad has confirmed.
The new Marine High Velocity Projectile Research Program while focus on the complex mechanics of hitting moving targets in the ocean with missiles.
The report found that by mid-century Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’ and multiple versions of ‘Jingle Bell Rock’ would be playing continuously in supermarkets all year.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott created controversy at the Indonesian APEC summit by dressing in what he described as ‘traditional Australian-Balinese dress”.
“They can use bullets and airstrikes to kill as many innocent civilians as they like, but the use of chemical weapons is just not on” says Obama.
The Russian president has come under fire for describing gay marriage as the “fashion of the moment”.